Marketing Jokes 2022: From Yawning to Laughing in 5 Minutes

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Marketing isn’t usually a rich comedic field, but why not spice it up a little bit?

Working in digital marketing can be pretty challenging and exhausting at times. Whether you’re a copywriter, content creator, ad specialist, or social media content creator, it takes a lot of focus to ensure everything gets done right and on time.

According to different Harvard studies, humor and sarcasm have a strong positive effect on creativity.

We all need good laughs to refresh our brains, distract us from the workday, and even sometimes survive a day. Humor and laughter bring people together, reduce social distance, and make us less stressed.

This time, we’re bringing out digital marketing jokes that are guaranteed to make you laugh and brighten up your day.

Cheesy digital marketing jokes that are really gouda

1. Google’s Algorithm: “Who are you SERPosed to be?” Search Result #11: “You’re not funny”

2. How do SEO experts celebrate improved search rankings? SERP-rise parties.

3. Why don’t marketers like trampolines? They’re scared of high bounce rates.

4. What’s a movie director’s favorite piece of a search ad? The call to ACTION!

5. I have a LinkedIn joke, but cannot connect to it.

6. What’s a digital marketer’s favorite kind of cake? Funnel.

7. How many marketers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None — they’ve automated it.

8. Why do cab drivers make good content marketers?

9. They can really drive in traffic.

10. What do you call a travel agency landing page? A Destination URL.

11. Why did the marketer get fired as a tap dancer? She wanted to get paid per click.

12. What do black hat SEOs put in their Thanksgiving turkey? Keyword stuffing!

13. What do you call a cow with a blog post stamped on its skin? Branded content!

14. The digital marketing manager deleted their Facebook Business Manager account… They’re pretty Anti-Socials.

15. What does an SEO call a set of wedding rings? Reciprocal Links.

16. Why does the B2B marketing band only have backup vocals? They’re having trouble getting qualified leads.

17. If a vegetarian and an SEO specialist walk into a bar… Who talks about organic first?

18. What do content marketers use to wrap presents? White papers.

19. What does a Chiropractor and an SEO both fix? Backlinks.

20. I called my new dog Marketing. Every day he comes to me with a new lead.

21. Why’d the ghost’s marketing campaign fail? You could see right through it.

22. Why did the priest hire a marketing consultant? To improve his conversion rate.

23. I’m doing content marketing for a cheese company. We’re creating a blog post and a few grated assets. That’s a Gouda one!

24. What’s an SEO’s favorite animal at the zoo? The inbound lynx.

25. How much does a hipster weigh? An Insta-gram.

26. People are scared of my website. That’s what you call domain authority.

27. An SEO copywriter walks into a bar, tavern, pub, public house, Irish pub, drink, drinks, liquor, beer, alcohol…

28. What’s the best way to build a comprehensive keyword list? Add Words.

29. Did you hear about the blogger who stole my computer? He finally got RSS-ted.

30. What does the SEO professional see when they see twins? Duplicated content.

31. Why did Cookie Monster apply for a marketing job? He heard they were tracking cookies.

32. How did Yoda get his first lead? He used the SalesForce.

33. Why are email marketers so good at opening jars? They’re always obsessed with improving their open rates.

34. Old SEOs never die, they just lose their rankings.

35. What’s likely to get your ship sunk by pirates? Canonical issues.

Good things don’t last long. We hope you have enjoyed these marketing jokes and now have some motivation to go back to your task list. If you made a huge to-do list for today, just try to figure out who will be the one to do it! 😉

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